How to become rich by building a suggestible zombie army.

Now this is something I haven't done in ages, rant about organized religion, or in this case, a "way of life"

Getting rich takes a lot of hard work. Perseverance, integrity, intelligence and ambition are all commonly associated attributes to being successful and fairly wealthy, well, after accounting for a bit of luck too. However there seems to be a shorter and easier way of going about it.
Breaking away from the tried and tested and now fairly ancient method of actually working to become rich, the new method seems to involve "creating a new religion" or even in fact to include our Hindu brethren, a "way of living", yoga, ashrams and all the nonsense in the name of spiritual enlightenment.

The concept is simple.

We have to begin with a catch. WHY would anyone in their right minds give you their money? Simply telling them to will work, but that is only after we lay the ground work. The baby steps will necessitate some kind of catch which follows the classic "if you don't listen to me, baaaddd things will happen" plot.
Most models set up on this principle succeed right from the go and it's easy to see why. Let’s look at some of them that have done extremely well along with what they attempt to save you from.
Christians: Hell
Muslims: Hell
Judaism: Hell
Buddhism: Hell
Folk Religions: A mixture of hell and also real time punishments for evil acts.
Hinduism: Yourself, hell, karma, your evil next door neighbor, heck these people can even go after a dog that looks at you funnily on the street. More on this later.

Do you see a trend? I certainly do. Most if not all the old world religions thrive on the concept that if you make a man feel like he's doomed and you're his only way out, you've pretty much got him by the moneybags. Not to be outclassed, the new religions have included this as an essential part of their religion. Just a basic read of the principles and beliefs of Mormons, Scientology and all of the new age ones should easily confirm this.

Now that we have our catch in place, now that people know what exactly you're selling to them, you're off, time to find some followers.
Now rest assured, finding the first few is the tough part, but once you've crossed that one thousand mark, you'll be unstoppable. Know why? Cause people are idiots! That's why! Ever heard of herd mentality? Read it up! It’s a fascinating concept, especially in the hands of people who've realized the true power of it. People will do what they see people around them do, all they need is one really good testimonial, what did you think Islam and Christianity is based on?
Now lets be honest, if Christians believe they can actually and literally TALK with Christ and Muslims the same about their beliefs and lets assume we're all actually talking with our respective idols and deities, what a messed up world this must be and what a bigger mess heaven must be in.

Now we've got our followers, a stable system has to be effected in order to get that moolah flowing. So lets begin the construction of our first place of worship. How else will we siphon off funds! Also time to hire the best composers (from within our followers of course) to compose some music that subconsciously breaks down the mind enough to put them in a suggestible state to sink even deeper into your trap. NOTE: this music along with being a highly effective hypnotic chant HAS to also appeal to a wide demographic AND be aesthetically pleasing. A tough job, I'm sure, but once done just watch those followers multiply. Why does music play such an elemental role? Simple psychology, it's already shown how certain restaurants play certain kinds of music that can do everything from make you order expensive wine, to give your usually discerning self a backseat and drown a pitch or 3 of beer.

You're almost done. Now its time to sit back, enjoy the foot massages and the pampering that I'm sure the younger kids at your ashram find almost therapeutic and fun to do. That's because almost your entire audience right now is made up of subservient unthinking idiots not worthy of a million years of evolution. But hey, I'm sure you can try fun stuff like telling the kinds massaging your feet that they're going to hell if they don't do a good job. I mean you ARE the almighty's messenger and all that. People won't mind you openly dipping into the religion's "funds' too and even if you get caught, they're too invested now to even for a moment think that you could be a fraud. Heck, now that you're kind of rich, I'd even suggesting dumping the idiots you're with. Assign a higher level idiot to manage the lower ones, give him a nice fancy title and you're free to roam the world! It's the perfect vacation. Talk to idiots who'll buy everything you say for three hours and go sight-seeing for three days. Who really cares about the people back home, they weren't mean for greatness, and you were!

Now, and lets be really candid about this, there'll come a time where you're human urges will start acting up. You know that one urge you've been suppressing? Here's the good news, you don't have to anymore! Now your religion will cater to your every whim. I personally recommend staying far away from young boys as they do tend to squeal to their parents like I’m sure some very surprised priests found out. Also you may want to ensure you're completely brainwashed them before exposing your dirty parts to them. Sometimes they might not fully be convinced and you'll find yourself in a world of trouble like Swami Muktananda did. Or in the case of another religion, you should possible try to marry as many women as you can. You can easily pass it off as doing justice to the downtrodden women and attempting to give them a normal secure life.

That should do it. Your own Zombie army that feeds you, massages you, gives you money, heck even bends over backwards, forwards and every which way at just a nod of your head. Easy? Hell yes! If it wasn't, would there exist 22 "Major" religions in the world today?



Tomorrow: How to survive faking your own death, Traveling the world in disguise, How to convince your followers into an orgy.

Old age home/orphanage.

Now this may already be up and running in several places, I won't know for sure.
Where I come from, the city and the country, they concept of an orphanage and an old age home existing in the same complex is not unheard of, it just does not exist.

Now when you really consider it, the innocent children in the orphanage really require some sort of parental guidance or even real world advise.
The folks in old age homes are mostly unfortunate people well past their prime. People would absolutely love the opportunity to live and love again. To care for someone and be responsible for something. The major killer in an old age home isn't a disease, it may very well be the tendency to 'give up' when a person feels they have nothing to live for.
Children can do with a certain set of morals way before they're let to run around amok on the road. Morals that can't be expounded by nuns who probably meet the children once in two days.

I suggest the youngest members get the youngest children and so on. So that by the time we get to the really old folks, the responsibly slowly leans on the child.

Toying With Ideas/

I've been toying with a couple of ideas in my brain.
None feasible in the real world, most of them redundant and nonsensical.

I shall try to put down as many as I can assign proper words that sufficiently translate the language in my brain to a more coherent language for you to understand.

Be prepared for the outer workings of my mind.

Dear Desmond.. You're a slave..

Dear desmond.frias@virtual.com,
This is a message from the ITSupport.

The web site you are trying to access:
www.blogger.com/home
is listed as a site within the category DatingAndMatrimonials
Current Internet Access Configuration does not allow you to visit sites within this category at this time.

ME: So I have no access to what I write and what is ideally a part of my brain..
The MAN: I’m sorry Desmond; I guess you weren’t as important as you thought you were.

Me: I’m on your side as far as blocking nonsense, I’d sign any petition you give me to not receive a brain numbing video of a monkey flinging poo or a supposedly ‘comical parody’ of a song I like.
The MAN: Ahh, you’re starting to see our point here.

Me: I was even open about the fact that that you thought Facebook would corrupt our work ethic and general decorum. I mean all people seem to do around here is tend to their farms.
The MAN: That WAS a bit odd. You completely missed the point though. Facebook privileges are taken away to break your spirit. The less time you spend on frivolous nonsense like virtually ‘poking’ people into a state of agitation, the faster you will realize that I own your ass. I always have, always will.

Me: Isn’t that just living in a state of disillusion? Owning people is passé and died out with the colonists. You can’t own people, heck, never their minds!
The MAN: Yea? See you not on facebook right now? Tried to access youtube and other rubbish to no avail? What else do you have to do? Im going to bore you into working. And when your spirit finally breaks with the barrage of work I throw at you, you’ll be hooked for life.

Me: What about blogger and google reader! Those aren’t nonsense, they help me express and grow as a person! I get to be abreast of happening all around the world and I get to explore a more philosophical side to myself, knowing myself better with each passing day.
The MAN: Boy really. Do you think I care about your personal growth! You’re just another slave! Slaves don’t get privileges! Slaves get no compassion! Slaves get no personal enlighten! SLAVES GET NO MERCY! They break mental bricks on ancient computers we provide. They’re not given faster processing lest they get accustomed to convenience! They’re given music privileges so that their minds are occupied and thus they remain in their state of lull and complacence forever!

Me: Fair enough. But riddle me this, why is google blogger listed in the category of Dating and Matrimonials?
The MAN: Err. Umm..

What We Deserve.

Standing by the sea shore,
Gazing into the horizon, i think of all the moments i lost.
Lost forever with my unwillingness to step out of the boundaries of my comfort zone.
For this world, its all about what makes us feel secure. Everything we say, do, feel all has to be digested in a way that is acceptable and understood by our selves.
For anything that isn't understood is feared and hated.

The true question here is that are we really hating the other entity for being different from us or are we really hating a part of our self that is so hard coded by years of mundane living that we find it seemingly impossible to change. Are we not truly hating this extension of our personality that says, i want to be there, i want to think that and yet, i simply cannot! how dare he!

We do crazy things,
We let our lives marinate in a soup of problems namely because we scared of the grass beyond our own rusty fences.
Our insecurities confine us to dead-end jobs, horrendous relationships, uninspiring and sometimes potentially dangerous living conditions.

How do we break free? Its simple, we simply should want to, bad enough.
Did you ever want anything so bad, that the universe just had to work its way around you? That's not really the universe at play, its all the power of you.
Believe that what you want, you deserve.
You deserve it because you are a beautiful person, inside and out.
you do not deserve anything less than average. Average here not being horrible mind you..
Average being a state in which comfortable survival is possible..

True change is only possible when we we honestly believe that we deserve it.

Being Strong

Know what defines character? Strength.
Strength in its purest form..
Strength NOT to conform to the norm..
Strength to BELIEVE in yourself despite the world have written you off.
Strength to STAND UP for you believe..

Many undervalue the importance of strength. Simply visualizing your dreams or plans don't depict or determine anything, your character is really defined by how you use these aspirations and how it transcends into your practical life..

What weighs a person down to NOT actually seeing through what he's planned is only weakness..
Weakness in the mind or body that is often the result of years of mental conditioning/torture


What is that one thing you've always wanted to do, say or achieve?
And what really stops you from doing it?
Once you've deciphered these two pre-requisites, you're surely along the way to personal enlightenment and growth..

Staring into Oblivion.

The pointlessness of life often brings a selected few to the point of an epiphanic moment which tags with it the self destructive question, "where do I go from here".
Now that I know how truly purposeless life is, how do i live it.
The religiously inclined have it easy. This life is only a passage. A passage that is detrimental to where your spiritual self ends up after it leaves your mortal confines.
Lets level the playing field in the spirit of argumentation.
For a moment, just for a brief one, imagine, as it were, there were no GOD.
what then? what then are we truly living for? Fulfilling our altruistic tendencies? Ones that only came about AFTER civilization?
Is it to life a good clean life? Not indulge our senses to the fullest? WHY did we evolve to have them then!
The dichotomy in our life is very evident.. We don't exactly serve any purpose here. We're not going anywhere from here. Might as well make the most of our time here.
Now where does religion fit in here? Religion gives hope of a rosy afterlife in the case of us being good. er.. It isn't all that hopeful a place for the less than perfect..

For the rest of us, life is simple. try to live it with too much complication, it will be the meanest mistress you've ever seen. But life a simple life, fulfill all your senses. Experience everything she has to offer and she will reward you with a lifetime of experiences.

Honestly, I'd rather have non existence after a well lived life than live eternally looking down from the heavens at people living the way I wished I had..